Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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