is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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