WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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