we have officially lost it.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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