absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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