What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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