How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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