I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm at about main and main street
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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