My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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