We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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