its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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