We're like a lot better than the average bears
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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