So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You ruined the universe
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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