white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We named our party play list daddy issues
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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