she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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