I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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