he shaved USA in his pubs
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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