i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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