I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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