Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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