Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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