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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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