apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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