The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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