we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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