Porn is love you can see.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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