found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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