shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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