this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It was confusing and full of hummus
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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