If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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