Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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