I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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