I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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