no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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