sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I enjoy the company of your penis
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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