How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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