I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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