I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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