Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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