She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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