He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You're a disaster
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