'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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