Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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