My friends, they love my intelligence
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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