Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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