I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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