i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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