Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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