didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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