I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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