So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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