Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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