Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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