Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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