Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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