And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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