He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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